I don’t know. I really wouldn’t want anything dangly that close to my eyes.

I don’t know. I really wouldn’t want anything dangly that close to my eyes.

(Source: iseo58, via tamthewriter)

1wantchange:

Never forget 3 types of people in your life:
  1. Who helped you in your difficult times.
  2. Who left you in your difficult times.
  3. Who put you in difficult times.

Here’s the thing, though: none of them owed me anything.

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jenniferrpovey:

alexofeddis:

thescienceoffandom:

Here are some basics on herd immunity, and here is some more technical research if you’re interested in the details! 

If you’ve ever heard my rants about vaccination, you know it’s a major topic with me. Because hey, I’m one of these immunosuppressed people this comic talks about, so it’s a bit of a sensitive subject. (“Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t like getting vaccinated? I don’t like having three month long respiratory infections because you gave me the freaking flu, but I guess you don’t care about that”)

Essentially, Ellen and her wonderful character Katherine have just said it better than I ever could—and using Shaun of the Dead references, too!!! It’s all about herd immunity—getting vaccinated isn’t just about your own health, it’s about the health—and non-zombification—of the entire human race.

Awesome explanation.

inb4 some idiot saying the zombie vaccine causes lycanthropy.

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cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

Best explanation of “yandere” I’ve seen yet.

cleromancy:

Best explanation of “yandere” I’ve seen yet.

(Source: lonelytreestump, via i11us10n)

tatterdemalionamberite:

letsgoyoutubing:

waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

!!!

the jpeg artifacts perfect this post.

While we’re on the subject: http://xkcd.com/391/

Tags: meme defense

paulamaf2013:

hayakata:

kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

Wow.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

In a few more years, there’ll be licensed, accredited schools teaching people how to do shit like this.

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heck-yeah-old-tech:

This is what a Pee-Chee portfolio is supposed to look like (minus the sun-fading at the bottom). Not blue or orange or pink, not with new sporty art, this is what Pee-Chees are supposed to look like.


Oh, God, are they still using these?

heck-yeah-old-tech:

This is what a Pee-Chee portfolio is supposed to look like (minus the sun-fading at the bottom). Not blue or orange or pink, not with new sporty art, this is what Pee-Chees are supposed to look like.

Oh, God, are they still using these?

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rawr0609:

garfeildlogan:

this thing w ferguson is making me wonder how many of the historical riots that happened in the 20th century they teach you about in school were actually ‘riots’ ??

I’m scared that in 40 years, I’m gonna have to tell my child what really happened because their textbooks will be full of lies

40 years ago, all something like this would get would be five minutes on the evening news.  Now, with the internet, anyone who cares to can follow it in real time, and get info from normal people who are actually there.  It’s…not enough, but it’s a step in the right direction, at least.

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warrenellis:

"Now, at the Queen Mary University of London, a group of scientists has created a prototype panel capable of charging a cellphone off environmental vibrations like music or dinner conversation."

"self-winding watch" technology for electronics.

ursulavernon:

Frogs fall out of my mouth when I talk. Toads, too.

It used to be a problem.

There was an incident when I was young and cross and fed up with parental expectations. My sister, who is the Good One, has gold fall from her lips, and since I could not be her, I had to go a…

> Poison arrow frogs make my lips go numb.

This one detail makes the entire story for me.